Game Week 7 | Sausage Festival

Attendence (22):
The State of Rhode Island
1/17 th of all my MySpace friends
Potter's Urban League (5)
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Peter Fishman
Moody McCarthy
Jon Fisch
Dan Allen
Romo
"Nick Anderson"
Big Jay Oakerson
Nate
Bryan
Jason Sanders
Reggie McFadden
Max's friends (3)
Tim H.

Team with Most Consectutive Wins:
Potter, McCarthy, Marcus, Fisch, and Romo
4

The power five "claimed" they would sit out a game out of consideration of the other losing players. Experts disagreed, they noticed that the team's median age was 35 and was extremely exhausted and just wanted to take a rest.

Play of the Day:
Too much chaos to notice anything spectacular.

Arguments:
None. Max Lance found God in Israel and is now hugging instead of shaking hands when he greets people.

Injuries:
None. Although Aspen* took a hard fall and took a solid knock to the knee, he got right back up. When asked if he wanted to be subbed out, he replied,"Fuck that, I don't want to be blogged about in the 'Injuries' section." Other players were concerned about getting in contact with the blood dripping from his knee. There have been allegations from other comics that his bedroom in his upper west side apartment is a revolving door of fast women from questionable backgrounds. Aspen is not only a player but a playa as well.

*Lenny Marcus

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Game Week 6

Attendence:
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Peter Fishman
Moody McCarthy
Dan Allen
Wali Collins
Mike Burton
"Nick Anderson"
Shawn "Big Guy" Basler
Seymour Swan
Big Jay Oakerson
Mike

Team with Most Consectutive Wins:
Potter, McCarthy, Marcus, Fishman, and Burton
3

Play of the Day:
McCarthy created the momentum for three straight wins when he fired off an amazing, clutch three pointer in the first game. The game ended with a score of 19 to 17.

Arguments:
None. We anticipate arguments to ensue next week once Max Lance returns from Israel.

Injuries:
Allen's ego. Allen shut Potter down to only 2 points in the first game, but Potter answered back in the next two games with 8 three pointers.

Game Week 5 | Blizzard!

Attendence:
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Peter Fishman
Moody McCarthy
Dan Allen

Team with Most Wins:
Potter-Marcus:
5

Allen-McCarthy:
3

Play of the Day:
Wearing his 93' Rec-Specs goggles, Fishman blasted Marcus's (his childhood foe) attempt to make an easy lay up under the basket. The way Fishman hit the ball, one would be led to believe that the ball had molested him as a child. Needless to say, possession returned back to Marcus-Potter because it was clearly out of bounds as it hit the wall of the gym.

Arguments:
A goal tending call was made when Allen slapped the backboard while the ball was still on the rim.

Injuries:
None.

Game Week 4 | CANCELLED

Postponed.

Will resume next week on February 12th.