Game Week 7 | Sausage Festival

Attendence (22):
The State of Rhode Island
1/17 th of all my MySpace friends
Potter's Urban League (5)
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Peter Fishman
Moody McCarthy
Jon Fisch
Dan Allen
Romo
"Nick Anderson"
Big Jay Oakerson
Nate
Bryan
Jason Sanders
Reggie McFadden
Max's friends (3)
Tim H.

Team with Most Consectutive Wins:
Potter, McCarthy, Marcus, Fisch, and Romo
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The power five "claimed" they would sit out a game out of consideration of the other losing players. Experts disagreed, they noticed that the team's median age was 35 and was extremely exhausted and just wanted to take a rest.

Play of the Day:
Too much chaos to notice anything spectacular.

Arguments:
None. Max Lance found God in Israel and is now hugging instead of shaking hands when he greets people.

Injuries:
None. Although Aspen* took a hard fall and took a solid knock to the knee, he got right back up. When asked if he wanted to be subbed out, he replied,"Fuck that, I don't want to be blogged about in the 'Injuries' section." Other players were concerned about getting in contact with the blood dripping from his knee. There have been allegations from other comics that his bedroom in his upper west side apartment is a revolving door of fast women from questionable backgrounds. Aspen is not only a player but a playa as well.

*Lenny Marcus

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