Game Week 24 | ASTORIA

Attendance:
Jon Fisch
Dan Allen
Big Jay Oakerson
Oakerson's friend (Luis)
Oakerson's friend (Dave)
Rondell
Andy Campbell
Jeremy Schachter
Ted Alexandro
Max Lance

Players with Most Consectutive Wins (5):
Fisch, Allen, Rondell, and Dave

Injuries:
None.

Highlights:
Fisch suggested they break up the Power Four to make the teams fair. Campbell was appalled by this offer and refused to be intimidated by Fisch's Potter-esque tactics. The opposing (0-5) team finally brought the dynasty down on the sixth game.

It must also be noted that there was a slight mismatch with Fisch covering Lance. Although Lance has proven himself as a tenacious player with tremendous amount of speed and endurance with an occassional three-pointer shot and the ability to penetrate the lane, he simply was not big enough to play Fisch. Someone on the sidelines remarked, "Why is Frodo playing Gandalf?"

Game Week 23 | ASTORIA

No highlights.

ABA's sport reporter has been distracted by the intoxicating pheromones of an exotic carbon-based life form of the XX persausion.

Game Week 22 | MANHATTAN

Attendance:
Neil Potter
Dan Allen
Moody
Ronny
Sanders
Ray Devito
Shawn Basler
Keith Basler
Sandy Marks (did not play)

Players with Five Consecutive Wins:
Potter
Allen
Sanders
Devito

Players with Five Consecutive Losses:
Moody
Ronny
Shawn Basler
Keith Basler

Potter used the same psychological demoralzing tactic from last week and asked the opposing team if they wanted to switch the players to make it fair. He suggested Allen for Moody. The team declined the offer and took their loss at least with the dignity of unity.

MVP:
Allen*. He dominated the boards with offensive and defensive rebounds and tipping in missed shots. The opposing team tried three different defenders (both Basler brothers and Ronny) but each one ran into the same problem.

Injuries:
Miraculously, none this game.

*Some speculate that Allen's nomination was due to the fact that he has a close relationship with the ABA founders. An investigation into these allegations have been put into motion.

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Game Week 21 | MANHATTAN

Attendance:
Neil Potter
Gurnell
Seymour Swan
Max Lance
Dan Allen
Sandy Marcus
Ted Alexandro
Moody
Fisch
Erik Rivera

Players with Five Consecutive Wins:
Potter
Lance
Swan

Players with Five Consecutive Losses:
Rivera
Moody
Alexandro

Allen was traded on the third game for Marks to make the teams even. His teammates felt he was the cancer of team and wanted him to be removed. Potter said, "We can't afford Marks anymore but we will still appreciate what Allen could possibly bring to the team." Allen was very disappointed with his former teammates and vowed that he would not bring his new team down. Allen proclaimed, "Don't worry. Now I have a fire inside to beat them!" Alexandro piped in, "Hopefully you'll be able to find that fire. You look despondent."

MVP:
Sandy Marks. Even though he was traded on the third game and took two losses, he dominated under the boards (offense and defense) on both teams.

Injuries:
Marks dealt out two unintentional elbow blows to Swan's and Allen's faces.

Play of the Day:
On the last game of the five game series, the defending champions were able to hold their opponents at 17 points (game to 19) for 8 possessions and finally delivered a bucket to win.


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