Jon Fisch
Dan Allen
Moody McCarthy
Nate
Jeremy Schachter (first game of the season)
Ray Devito
Keith Alberstadt (newcomer)
Tim Homayoon
Matt Taylor
Team with the Most Wins:
Fisch, Moody, Homayoon
Team with the Least Amount of Wins:
Jeremy Schachter
Dan Allen
Nate
MVPs:
Schachter. Even though he couldn't bring his team enough points to win, his performance was 100% better than last season.
Injuries:
Newcomer Alberstadt blasted McCarthy in the upper lip. Fortunately, Fisch had some napkins and McCarthy was able to stop the bleeding. It was determined nothing was broken.
The game was being commented by a thugged out version of the infamous Muppet duo, Statler and Waldorf. Although, these armchair players were extremely annoying their observations were dead on and fucking hilarious.
They decided to give play-by-play description of the game and giving each player a nickname based on their physical appearence.
Ray Devito...Ben Stiller
Tim Homayoon...Bill Gates
Matt Taylor...Andre Agassi
Dan Allen...Dirk Nowitzki or White Mutombo
Keith Alberstadt...Andy Roddick (who knew thugs played tennis)
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