Game Week 14 | PAGANISM

Attendance:
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Jon Fisch
Moody McCarthy
Sandy Marcus
Dan Allen
Ray Devito
Andy Campbell
Wali Collins
Pete Fishman
Ken (Fishman's friend)
Matt (Matarese's third cousin)

Team that Lost that Should have Won:
Marks, Allen, Fishman, Fisch, McCarthy

Players who were NOT injured or in pain:
Jon Fisch
Sandy Marcus
Wali Collins
Ken

Players who were injured or in pain:
McCarthy
Had his left eyebrow cut by Fisch. Potter patched it with a band-aid.

Campbell
Shoulder problem
(No one could tell if it was dislocated because his shoulder has always looked dislocated)

Allen
Poked in the eye by Potter and elbowed in the face by Fishman
(Left the court with a possible black-eye)

Matt
Had to be subbed out in the first game because of a hip problem. Fortunately, his prostate problem didn't flair up as well.

Devito
Dealing with lower back problems from playing outdoors on pavement.

Fishman
Cambell subbed in when Fishman had problems breathing. For some odd reason, he forgets to breathe when he jumps around. Normally Marcus, his childhood friend, is very hard on Fishman's performance, verbally nursed him back to health by saying, "Come on Petey, don't sit down, walk around...breathe...breathe. " It was uncharacteristic of Marcus, but an enlightening insight to the deep bond between these two men. An ambiguously gay moment or an act of brotherly love? No one knows for certain.

Potter:
Was operating at 70% due to a groin pull. Syrians are reknowned for having weak testicles.

Marcus:
Angst + Allergies = More Cantankerous than Normal Lenny

MVP:
Jesus! He died for our sins for Christ's sake.

MVP for basketball:
Devito. He took full advantage of the ineffective 3-2 zone and drained threes throughout the day.

Arguments:
None.

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