Game Week 13

Attendance:
Neil Potter
Lenny Marcus
Max Lance
Dan Allen
Wali Collins
Collin Moulton
Seymour Swan
Corey
Jack Kukoda
Justin Sanders
Nick "Anderson"
Ray Devito
Ted Alexandro
Steve Marshall (sort of)

Team with Most Consectutive Wins:
Potter, "Anderson", Corey, Allen, Kukoda

MVP:
Seymour Swan continues to penetrate the lane.

Highlights:
Nick received his moniker "Anderson" because he consistently delivered his silent but unguarded three point shot last season. Although, it took him seven fortnights to redeem himself. He proved his ability to drain it from the outside by hitting a three for the win under intense defensive pressure.

Newcomer Moulton (a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) seemed more at home on a wrestling mat. He guarded Colins as if he was going to attack him like Gracie in an Ultimate Fighting Match. The crowd enjoyed his acrobatic, theatrical, lay-ups. One commented that it looked like he was skipping through a field of dandelions while flying a kite on a spring day.

Marshall arrived at 2:30PM and said, "I'm just going to go in there and fuck around." Confused, Potter had to go back and retrieve him since the gym was locked. No one could speculate who he was going to "fuck" around with. Some suggested the janitor.

Injuries:
Lance had to get his fingers taped up. Marcus knocked his knees on a hard roll to the floor. Swan almost had his eyes gouged out but was able to play. Anderson emailed ABA and reported he definitely has a small scar on his upper lip from his run-in with Allen's elbow.

Allen struggled Sunday after last week's fluke of consectutive three-pointers. Rumors have been leaked that he had trained with the Jason McElwain, the highly fuctioning autistic high school student from Rochester. We'll see if he can bring that back into his game.



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